i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Randomize
