thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
