Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Four minutes until I can fart!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My penis needs a shock collar
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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