absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
tell me about the fingering
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