What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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