That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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