have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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