Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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