Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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