Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Sponge bath it is.
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Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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