okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
This house was built for laser tag.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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