Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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