I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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