That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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