Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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