Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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