thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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