Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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