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Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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