just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
