Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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