we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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