D3 body, D1 cock
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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