Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Walk of Shame today included voting.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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