never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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