I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I supernannyed him into submission
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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