Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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