I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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