i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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