It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
