your thong is hanging out like whoa
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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