barbara walters just said penis...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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