Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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