whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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