im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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