idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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