ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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