Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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