Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The air was thick with penises
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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