Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she smelled like a LAN party
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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