i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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