Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
