Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
