Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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