Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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