He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
