But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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