She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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