are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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