She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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