You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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