i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Found the puke drawer
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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