it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Randomize
