I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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