doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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