Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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