I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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