i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is wine microwaveable?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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