If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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